Kathony is a Covidiot. Don’t be like Kathony.
The whole thing is written in a sarcastic tone, so it’s trying to convey an opposite message to the plain text. Ergo, not an idiot.
Don’t worry, the next stimulus round should come soon. The presidential election is in two weeks.
He’s gonna take down the economy with him maybe…
Whoever “he” is, there will be a substantial stimulus plan pretty soon, between 1.8 and 2.2 Trillion USD, mostly financed by magic money. Good for stocks’ prices (and other assets’ prices as well
)…
So which of “his” economic don’t you agree with?
This isn’t a political discussion. I’m just saying that we can expect this.
Is @Cortana planning some major investments?
I’m still not sure if he was talking about me. But don’t worry guys. Next lump sum investment will be on 20.02.2021 when I get my bonus. Only then markets will crash again 
No, I wasn’t talking about you, but about orange-man.

They weren’t joking that we might see 10k/day next week.
I’m still not sure what to think about this virus. It seems worse than the flu, but is it significantly worse? WHO talked about 760 million being already infected. Maybe we are overestimating the lethal rate.
Germany has 7600 cases today.
And they’re TEN TIMES bigger than us.
Why do we have such high numbers? Were the measures taken by the Swiss government so bad compared to Germany?
Does the flu season typically make hospitals run out of capacity?
Don’t know, does Corona? I heard hospitals have Kurzarbeit.
Correct me if I’m wrong but iirc Germany has had obligatory mask usage since a long time. May be related to that?
In Canton SG they don’t have the capabilities to get you tested without reporting any serious symptoms. That’s the opposite of Kurzarbeit here. I don’t know how it is in other cantons though.
If it is related to that, then I’d be interested in knowing WHY we didn’t take the same measures.
Switzerland has had one of the least restrictive measures in Europe since the beginning. Such high number of cases per 100’000 inhabitants should not be a shock to anybody imo.


