Well, to be fair, lots of people suspected that this strange relationship will implode after a few months, the only surprising thing is that it didn’t happen earlier.
But still, congrats 
I’m not claiming genius here, it’s human nature that they wouldn’t last, but I do have a smile like the ancient Greek theatre masks 
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Realistically though, if it’s not true then Trump can castrate him for slander, if it IS true (orange and Jeff were known to be best buds, orange commenting Jeff likes the ladies a little on the young side, which is disgusting even to type, and we know orange’s attitudes towards women) shouldn’t it be a really big pool sized can of worms? Sell?
No, really l, sell and wait it out?
It’s been said since forever. The real question is “is Elon saying it going to get it to stick this time?”
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Wait… the explosion appears to go exponential:
“The easiest way to save money in our Budget, Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon’s Governmental Subsidies and Contracts,” Trump wrote on Truth Social.
Elon Musk calls for Trump’s impeachment and declares vital SpaceX program will be decommissioned
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I feel extremely weird siding with Musk.
What a timeline we live in…
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Another Buy The Dip(shit) opportunity incoming…
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Went to sell my TQQQ to lock in a tidy 20% profit in a month but sadly market is closed 
It’s hard to tell who’s worse. Trump is objectively worse based on actions, Musk is far more inhuman…the kind of guy who could wake up and say “people with red hair are bad for the…people’s state, let’s sterilize them all”, and then be unhinged enough to do it if he could.
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I doubt so.
It’s a Tesla specific story.
If anything Trump will be distracted and might become a bit less active on tariff front
Depends of the market is pragmatic to see it like that or get into a short but sharp panic that there’s trouble and chaos at the top, which is also the case
Is this only a timeline? In that case I need a frigging suitcase and find Five
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Well why to panic? Trump and Elon are fighting
Trump is fighting with everyone 
Because a side trade play is fun
What a pair of teenagers 
Fun to witness, but the only problem is they can actually harm others with their shitposting.
This news is a bit confusing for me. Stock price of UBS jumped on this news. While to me it sounds like they do not like this news themselves. The news sounds negative as UBS need to put money in capital which they could have otherwise used for lending.
Anyone has an explanation?
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Market prices in a chance of success for the challenge. Less capital requirement for UBS = more profit opportunity, due to higher leverage.
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I don’t get it. the actual news of capital requirement actually moved the price. UBS rebuttal is not really the main reason.
the main news is
I would assume that a (for UBS) worse regulation had already been priced in, but in the end it turned out that the regulation was not as bad as expected.
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I read somewhere (can’t remember the newspaper link) that the law will made by 2027 and UBS have fulfil the requirements by 2033. At the current revenue / profits of UBS, they will be able to whatever dividend / buyback they are currently doing and keep adding to reserves to be compliant by 2033. Plus they have all these years to further negotiate the requirements down.
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