What was the amount that has been already spent? 16 trillion?
16 trillion x 5% (let’s assume the stock exchange won’t return a 7% since there is no bailout) = 800 billion
800 billion / 330million people = 2.4million
Every american could get 2 millions per year if the government invest those 16trillion in ETFs 
Did I miss a 0 somewhere?
Edit: 2400 dollars per person, not 2.4 millions. ops.
note: you can’t invest 16Trillions in ETF without changing its worth…