Guy walks into a private bank in Geneva, and whsipers to the teller, “Psst, I have three million dollars in my suitcase I’d like to deposit, please.”
She says, “Sir, there’s no need to whisper. We don’t judge people for being poor here in Switzerland.”
Hmm, 20 years ago it was one million (of course!). Inflation also here.
Why don’t FIRE enthusiasts ever get lost?
Because they always know exactly where their exit is.
Don’t like Switzerland much but the flag is a big positive…
Why did an FI enthusiast cross the road? To save 2bp on TER.
Nooo you ruined it! 
..but the flag is a big plus…
Same meaning, different pun/fun.